Disappointed?
I'm willing to bet that you are not half as disappointed as I was when I found out "March Madness" didn't refer to the perennial return of the Laughing Sickness brought about by the thawing of stagnant marsh waters in the spring.
Before I get into it, I should warn you: I'm about to plug myself. Wanna watch? I knew you would.
I may have mentioned this once or a million times, but this month, adultswim.com is revamping the original content on its site. This will include a number of original humor pieces by yours truly. I've also mentioned that these articles come with a complete money-back guarantee! I personally promise to reimburse everyone the cost of visiting the website if they don't find my articles funny.
But only if you can find me.
So, keep an eye on adultswim.com this month! And hopefully months to follow! To whet your appetites a little, here are some of the names of the pieces you can look forward to:
Footballcalypse
A Misanthrope's Survival Guide: Getting By For People Who Hate People
A History of the Hipster (this one might be a little too academic for most)
Plus more! You'll just have to wait for the rest.
Let's shift gears for a minute. I want to give a shout out to my Bulgar crew. Today (or yesterday for Bulgaria since it's like a million hours ahead of me) is the day that the Bulgarians celebrate the end of winter. You can read a bit more about the tradition here, but I've heard rumors that the Balkan peninsula has endured an epic, Song of Ice and Fire-style winter this year.
That's not an exaggeration. The school where I used to work was cancelled for at least two weeks in the winter due to heavy snows and reanimated corpses roaming the bleak winterscape, seeking blood of the living.
Just your standard Eastern Europe stuff.
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| The undead hordes are shuffling in the distance. Can't you hear them? More pictures of winter in Bulgaria here. |



