I would like to offer my sincerest apology for my previous blog entry. I know some of you take Shark Week very seriously and I should have never made light of it. It was, at best, insensitive. At worst, it was an act of malice.

I would also like to clarify that though I may have made light of Shark Week, I am and will always be a strong supporter of sharks. Because they are huge. And awesome.

I hope you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me for violating your trust.

Also, for existing.